Real Housewives of Miami Season Two: Our Predictions

Real Housewives of Miami Season Two: Our Predictions

By Stacey Russell Wed., Dec. 7 2011 at 10:00 AM

There is a very good chance that when you watched the Real Housewives of Miami, you thought there was no chance in hell they were getting a another season. Much like their sister show, Miami Social, we thought they were goners for sure -- mainly because, much like Social, the housewives of the Magic City only got six episodes. We assumed that Bravo set things up that way to get out of giving the gals a pink slip.

But nope, we were wrong. The first ladies of the 305 are most definitely getting a season two.

When we interviewed Marysol Patton a few months back, she said she felt her cast lacked "chemistry." We believe even Stevie Wonder saw the fakeness. But with the producers who have brought you Atlanta and New Jersey now taking over Real Housewives of Miami, we believe our city will finally get what it deserves. (And yes, we are saying that without a Housewives franchise, we are practically worthless.)

Filming on season two hasn't started yet -- allegedly, cameras will roll in about six weeks -- but we're already fantasizing about the glitz, the torrid affairs, and the catfights. Here are five things we hope to see in season two:

Yo Habla Español: We reported to you a few months ago that we had heard rumors that Cat Ommanney from Real Housewives of DC was moving to Miami and joining the cast. Well, we heard from a source (one who would slap us if we named names) that that is absolutely not true. Mainly because they are trying to keep the ladies very Miami, AKA the more Hispanic, the better. So, Lea Black will be Miami's Kim Zolciak?

No More Larsa and Christy: We aren't merely hoping for a lack of Larsa Pipppen and Christy Rice; we know they got the boot. Last week, cast member Adriana De Moura told the Miami Herald, " Larsa [Pippen] and Cristy [Rice]'' are out. Producers didn't want this to go in a Basketball Wives direction. We'll portray Miami the way it should be portrayed.'' Um, says the woman who verbally assaulted Christy during the reunion? Let's move on. While this is great news to us, because those two were terribly boring, it does disappoint us they aren't using Vh1 as their inspiration. Anything on that channel entertains us to levels we aren't fully ready to disclose.

Lea Black's Love Affair With Rick Ross: As you may remember from season one, Lea Black has quite the list of A-list friends. When we covered her Black Gala in early 2011, we met everyone from Dionne Warwick to Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis. But what stood out to the most was her friendship with Rick Ross. Are we the only ones who would love to see a little bump and grind action with that glass of milk and chocolate teddy bear?

Less Marysol Patton, More Mama Patton: We really like Marysol Patton. Even though every article we write about her gets anti-Marysol comments, we have hung out with her multiple times, and she is quite delightful. We'll just assume all of her haters were denied access to one of her fabulous parties. But though we can't wait to have the PR maven back on the show, if producers don't focus 80 percent of programming on her mama Elsa, we are going to be pissed.

Love For Hialeah: If you follow celebrity news like we do, you know that Real Housewife Alexia Echevarria's son, Frankie, was in a terrible car accident early this year. Because of this, De Moura stated in her article to the Miami Herald that she will be with her son in his Atlanta recovery center quite a lot in the coming months -- and that part of her life will most definitely not be filmed. "Hopefully soon she can resume her normal life,'' De Moura says of her friend. "We wouldn't film something so private. The show is superficial, silly, just an escape.'' We think it's safe to assume Echevarria's involvement with the show will be little to nothing. Know what that means? Her comments referring to Hialeah residents as "lower class" will also be little to nothing. Not that we agree, but those Hialeah residents caused a shit storm after that controversy and we loved every minute of it.

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armaealmonte

The Real Housewives is a nice show! at frinzee it is a competition.

cindermaggi

MORE ELSA PLZ I need some fun!

Lectros

Larsa and Cristy- I actually enjoyed them. I know Larsa is fullof herself and is living in her own world which is why people didn't like her,but at the end of the day you have to laugh at it. Cristy was very catty andarrogant at times but she never gave into the drama, knew how to stand up forherself, and attended every event with respect. Call it spoiled, but I thoughtit was sweet how Larsa had Scottie buy a car for her teenage brother. Overall,I thought they brought a good dimension to the show. I got to say that Cristyis probably the hottest housewife the whole franchise!

Adriana- Disliked her the most with a passion. She may be verypretty but acts like trash. She is flaky and a big attention seeker fromdancing with guys she doesn't know to being an hour late for her own event. Youcan tell she is so desperate to be famous, probably more than the otherhousewives. She butts into her castmates' pety drama and attempts to stir thepot. Apparently someone showed proof that she is already married to Fredrick, soI don't know what is up with that situation? The fact that she said Cristy isjealous of her is ridiculous, if anything she's jealous of Cristy because shewas once married to an NBA player and has some fame because of that.

Alexia- I thought I liked her until I heard some rumors that sheisn't a real editor and makes her employees do all the hard work. I also heardthat her current husband is possibly gay and she is only married to him formoney. If true, biggest golddigger of them all I'd say. Other than the rumorsshe was alright. As a housewife star, she didn't seem to make an effort inhaving much chemistry with the other housewives and focused only on herself. Ido feel sorry about her son’s accident though.

Lea- I liked that she is always positive, happy, and doesn'tmake a torndao out of the drama as well. Seemed like an outcast with beingolder. I also thought it was weird how she "adopted" and played"mama-bear" with Adriana.

Marysol- She was okay. Nothing special, and if anything Ithought she was boring. It looks like she had too much botox, her mom was morepopular than she was.

Mama Elsa- People seemed to love her but is she even human withthat face? I'm sure she has some funny stories though. As for fid between herand Larsa well, Larsa definately overreacted, should have stopped asking, andnever called her a *****. But Mama Elsa should not have continued to answer herquestions therefore continuing to instigate her. I'm sure Mama Elsa was basingwhat she said about Larsa and Cristy from gossip Marysol told her rather thanher "psychic power." Of course Adrianna stirred the pot in that situationwhere her translation of what Elsa said was off and exaggerated.

RHOM was more boring than the other franchises, but I think itdeserved a second chance. I loved seeing the ambience of Miami. I think morechemistry between the castmates will give the show better ratings. Although Ihave to say am starting to like the housewives being more “boring.” I can’tstand the drama on the RHONJ and RHONY anymore, makes RHOM refreshing IMO. Youhave to always remember that the real housewives franchise always targetscertain castmates to make them look bad. Do a google search and you’ll findthat Lea, Alexia, and Marysol are all connected to the Falcon-Maguta cocainescandal in the 1990s. Apparently Lea was heavily involved in getting theproduction of RHOM and some of the castmates, making the show turn their backsagainst Larsa and Cristy.

Viveka

The show was unwatchable. I couldn't make it through one episode. And I won't be watching it this time, either.

buckwinthrop

Interesting. According to Jennifer Geisser from NBC Universal "There is no official word on whether the Miami show is returning yet. Thanks." Dated December 1, 2011

Sounds more like wishful thinking on the cast member's part, no?