The Ten Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials Of All Time
4. Kim Kardashian Sketchers Shape-Ups
Here at Cultist, we've been over Kim Kardashian since before we knew who the hell she was. But there still is no denying that ass of hers is quite scrumptious. No shoe in the world can give a woman the ass that Kim has, unless it was used as an implant. But we're happy with whatever excuse can get the former Mrs. Humphries down in her skimpys.
3. Peta - Sex with Veggies
She's gonna do what with that pumpkin? Whatever you're imagining, it's dirtier. Congrats to you, PETA, for showing us that no one needs to violate a sheep when there's broccoli, carrots, and cucumbers. That's what they're trying to say, right?