Chad Ochocinco Shops at Urban Outfitters; We Offer Our Styling Suggestions
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Apparently, New England Patriots wide receiver and Miami Beach Senior High School football alum Chad Ochocinco agrees. When a fan on Twitter asked him for advice on where to shop while visiting Miami, @ochocinco responded with his top two choices: Urban Outfitters and H&M.
When we saw that tweet, the fact that the nearest H&M is in Palm Beach Gardens was the furthest thing from our minds -- pushed out by a barrage of imagined fashion scenarios for the famed player. Does Chad have a collection of ironic glasses with plastic lenses? Does he carry a flask screenprinted with a mustache? Is his bookshelf filled with copies of The Hipster Handbook and Hot Guys and Baby Animals?
Sadly, we don't know. But we can imagine what he'd look like if he did. We've gotta admit it -- we were skeptical at first, but the man makes it work.
Above photo: Christy's Crown Collection Claire Cloche Hat, $58; Blue Squares Zip-Up Sweater, $44.99 (on sale).
PBR Trucker Hat, $29; Wild Things Reversible Crazy Hooded Jacket, $109.99 (sale).
Gemma Corell Pugs Not Drugs Tee, $24; Ray-Ban Original Aviator Sunglasses, $139.
Striped 1" Suspender, $18.
Yeti Monster Hat, $24 (sale); Hangover Carlos Tee, $24.
Daydreamer LA Kissyface Sweatshirt, $49; Christy's Crown Collection Mini Felt Bowler Hat, $38; Aviator Readers, $14.
Lumberjack Ski Mask, $19.99 (sale); scarf no longer available.
Hooded jumpsuit, sadly also out of stock.
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