Nine Un-Sexy "Hey Girl" Ryan Gosling Memes
Case in point: the Hey Girl Ryan Gosling web meme, which takes pictures of the Drive and Blue Valentine star and inserts captions that always start off with "Hey girl," and end in campy, flirty hilarity written from Gosling's perspective. This particular meme has become so popular that it has sprouted spin-offs like Feminist Ryan Gosling and Hey Girl Teacher.
This is too much power for one mere mortal. Jesus is not amused. So we at Cultist have decided to diffuse some of this ex- Mouseketeer's glory by creating a few un-sexy Ryan Gosling memes in an attempt to make Gosling a little less drool-inducingly appealing. Can it be done? You be the judge.
Cheap-Ass Ryan Gosling
Creepy Ryan Gosling
Chauvinistic Ryan Gosling
Eunuch Ryan Gosling