Five '90s Trends That Should Stay in the '90s
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But there's an ugly side to all of this nostalgia. As Gawker pointed out last week, some not-so-phat trends are resurfacing. And while we're totally down for a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reunion, a new Lauryn Hill album, and the return of the light-brown M&M (RIP), there are five things from the '90s we hope never become popular again.
These are possibly the ugliest pants in the history of pants -- and that's a bold claim to make now that there's such a thing as mom jeans. But these were awful. They looked as if a pair of gigantic, clownish bell-bottoms decided to grow from the bottom up. With these big bags of denim swimming around your legs, you'd have enough room to smuggle a family of ten across the Mexican border. Or sneak a bunch of drug paraphernalia into a rave. Either/or.
There's plenty of food from the '90s that's still around today. We totally understand why Jelly Bellies and Ben & Jerry's ice cream have passed the test of time. But there's a whole other category of "food" whose survival makes us question whether all human beings are born with functioning taste buds. And the biggest offender in that group, right after Hot Pockets and Taco Bell Chalupas, is Bubble Jug. Do you remember this disgusting shit? It was basically a jug full of pink bubblegum-flavored powder you pour into your mouth. Once it mixed with your saliva, it was supposed to solidify a bit and become gum. But the stuff never really became gum -- just this loose, slimy paste that felt like chewing on bubblegum-flavored mucus. Honestly, we'd rather chug a gallon of Crystal Pepsi than put a teaspoon of Bubble Jug in our mouth ever again.