Basketball Wives Episode Eight: Kenya Bell's Music Video Premieres & Plummets
Nothing, that's what.
It might have looked like just one or two bottles of vino. But that's where you're wrong. The restaurant's plates were was also victims of their violence. And the best part was that after it was all over and Kenya was removed from the restaurant, the rest of the ladies simply continued on when their evening. Yes, they all had "holy shit" faces on, but it looked as if dinner was still ordered post-throwdown. Way to keep it classy.
Basically, Jennifer and Royce are the Israel and Palestine or reality TV. So when they finally did sit down to discuss their differences, it was monumental. Suzie is right -- she should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Them being friends again is quite the feat. Maybe next we can send Suzie to the Middle East?
Last night's episode also introduced a new character to the show in the form of Nia, AKA Evelyn's friend/assistant. You might have heard chatter that Jennifer was hit in the face by a friend of Evelyn's while out filming with the ladies. We are going to assume it's sweet little Nia.
And then... it was time to see Kenya's music video. Oh, the music video. Right off the bat, Shauna, Tami's business partner, informs her, "We need you to have your own identity. You're a little Tami, you're a little Evelyn, and you're a little Jennifer. Who is Kenya? You're the single black female." Good job getting it started with a verbal smack in the face.
Dancing, acting, and lip-syncing are things that obviously not in her forte. And what's with the bedazzled cougar look? Really, Suzie said it best: "Kenya lives on Planet Bananas."
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