Don't Cry for Swinging Richards: Four Other Places to Perv On Naked Dudes in Miami

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On Tuesday, Riptide reported that North Miami Beach strip club Swinging Richards is under attack. Despite years of female strip clubs sneaking past the town's law against serving alcohol in fully nude establishments, the NMB notified the male dancers at Swinging Richards that they'd begin cracking down on them May 16.

A discrimination lawsuit has been initiated, but there's still a chance Swinging Richards will have to stop selling booze -- and without booze, it's hard to imagine it'll generate the business it needs to stay open.

But don't fret, naked guy enthusiasts: North Miami Beach isn't the only place to see some peen. Lucky for gay guys, straight women, and bisexual locals, there are lots of places across South Florida to spot your favorite "member" of the male anatomy.

Next up on the main stage: Our guide to seeking out the ultimate in South Florida wildlife -- naked (or close to it) dudes.

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Haulover Park
You're sure to spot plenty of sugar in the raw at Miami's favorite nude sunbathing spot. Men of all kinds bask in the sun, their lower halves lathered up in SPF 50. Unfortunately, we can't guarantee what's on the other end of Mr. Johnson (young, old, obese -- it's a crap-shoot).

One of South Beach's oldest and most successful establishments, this famous watering hole is Washington Avenue's beacon of gay. Sexy shirtless dudes tend bar, flirt incessantly, and gyrate on stage. While the dancers do keep their briefs on, who knows what wonders you might spot in a dark corner or on a sweaty dance floor.

Location Info


Swinging Richards - CLOSED

17450 Biscayne Blvd., North Miami Beach, FL

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Haulover Beach Park

10800 Collins Ave., North Miami Beach, FL

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1057 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL

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World Erotic Art Museum

1205 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL

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Johnny's Miami - CLOSED

62 NE 14th St., Miami, FL

Category: Music

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Please johnnys is horrible!!!!!!


Please....Johnny's is a far, far stretch from Swinging Richards. Swinging Richards is a much nicer, more modern, more comfortable place.  However, your suggestion about Haulover Park is a good one.

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