Help! I'm a Nerdy Guy Who Loves Bad Girls

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You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you'll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers' questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit her up at skrawberry@miaminewtimes.com.

Hey Skrawberry,

All my friends say I'm crazy, but I can't help who I'm attracted to. I'm a nice guy, I work hard to get ahead, and I'm doing OK for myself, I think. I'm 26, an average guy (people compare me to Ryan Gosling without the blue eyes). I'm working on my master's at FIU. I live alone (in a condo on the beach). I have a great job (50k/yr + benefits), and I'm pretty happy with life, except for one thing: I love "bad" girls, but they don't take me seriously.


Ever since I can remember, I've been attracted to the Trina and Lil' Kim types, and all I can ever bring home are girls who do yoga and like to cuddle. I really want a girl who's tough, knows what she wants, and will do what it takes to get it. I try talking to girls at the beach and at the clubs, and all of them just sort of laugh at me for trying.

I can't change who I am, and I can't change what I'm attracted to. What am i supposed to do?

Average Joe


Average Joe,

First of all, stop bragging about what you have, because you're not supposed to be 26 and still livin' at home with ya mama.

Second of all, stop calling yourself a damn nerd, 'cause it sound like you feelin' sorry for yourself for some strange reason! Don't no "bad girl" want a duck. Learn how to put your foot down. Spend some money if you have to. Not even a bad girl can say no to a nice bag or two (just to reel 'em in, of course). You gotta make the woman who you want, want you!

Besides, if you can't turn a ho into a housewife, turn a housewife into a ho! Get what you can get and make the best of it.

Good luck,
Skrawberry

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8 comments
me
me

Lol skraw u ain't read what he said cause he doesn't live at home with his mom

EdwinA
EdwinA

I disagree hard with Skrawberry's advice.  

Skrawberry, you should be letting him know he is doing a good job with his life.  Many people his age are struggling for many reasons.  He is not struggling other than finding a bad girl.  Most of the 26 year olds out there have no job, no place to live and interpersonal messes such as parental drama.

I do think he needs to get this obsession with the bad girls out of his life.  Two or three of them should be able to do it, unless Average Joe is a masochist.

Netta j
Netta j

Average Joe needs me to tame his ASS

T26
T26

lol this is the typical advice from a golddigger. average joe peep game son you are asking a stripper for some advice on how to get bad b!***** what do you think shes going to say? surprise surprise she said to spend money on her and trick a bag or 2 on her lol!

pleaseee women do not respect tricks it might is well go buy you a prostitute if that's the case cause females will let you trick on them a bag or 2 but that's all they want from you , your cash and material items, you are buying their affection or sex or time but they do not like YOU.

You want a bad girl be confident in yourself speak with confidence Don't brag about your finances or living situation and give them good conversation and whatever you do DO NOT TRICK ON THEM.Also look in other places apart from clubs cause the club is one of the worst places to look for a quality woman.

Ofcourse skrawberrys advice is based on her lifestyle I mean really what kinda relationship advice do you expect from a woman that's in the game?I'm an athlete and I hide the fact that I'm an athlete from bad women since they will automatically want you for your cash.

No disrespect skraw I support you but I can't let average Joe go down the trick path like that.

Darrell
Darrell

her point was saying he doing what he suppose to do so no need to brag about that.

Skraw
Skraw

he bacically said he like bitches with bad attitudes... fuckin strippers, you cant blame me for tellin him how to bag a bitch he like, especially if he always braggin about wtf he got! but like i said  even a gold digger can fall in love with a trick. but one thing about me  i got my own money  i don't depend onn a nigga for a shit and buyin me a bag cant do shit for me! id prefer my bills paid! but nexttime you wanna comment on a story  wear shoes on both feet!!!!

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