The Ten Kinkiest Things to Do at Exxxotica (NSFW)
|Ride 'em, cowgirls.|
Luckily for you, we're here to point you in the right direction when it comes to understanding the ins and outs -- ahem -- of this sex bonanza. Here are the top 10 kinkiest things to do at Exxxotica. Use these suggestions wisely.
|Strive to do better.|
So you've made some homemade sex tapes. (Hopefully, of a better quality than that Kardashian crap.) You think they're pretty good, and you're wondering: Could you cut it as a pro? If your dirty little mind is headed down that dark hallway, Exxxotica has just the thing for you: Breaking Into The Biz: A How-To Guide To Getting Into The Adult Industry.
|Scare flicks yield the best screamers.|
If you're a bedroom faker, we don't judge. After all, you're only trying to sustain his self-esteem. But if you've perfected those skills to the point where your significant other is in awe of his own abilities, the Screaming O Orgasm contest might be for you. Ladies, get loud and proud! (And then teach your partner some skills, seriously.)