Exxxotica 2012: Seymore Butts Talks Fisting, Cuban Chicks, and Running For President

Seymore Butts (AKA Adam Glasser) is more than just a porn impresario.

He's a first amendment freedom fighter who caught a case for fisting on video, and his lawyers didn't give him a five finger discount.

He'll be in Miami for Exxxotica teaching seminars on better sex, signing autographs, taking pictures, and slapping booties.

We got him on the phone. Here's what he had to say about using his thumb, Cuban girls, and running for president.



New Times: Wasup dude. So what's your history with Miami?
Seymore Butts: Well, I used to spend time on Collins Avenue as a young buck visiting my grandparents. It was a lot different place then.

You ever shot here?
I've shot down in Florida, not exactly in Miami. I've shot in Tampa a few times. What the fuck is that caravan thing, Paul Allen from Night Moves Magazine basically flies down a bunch of porn stars and shuttles them around to different strip clubs and adult stores? [Ed.: It's this.]

Tampa is where you became a first amendment freedom fighter, right?
I was just about to say, Tampa Tushy Fest is one of the movies I made down there that did receive some notoriety. I was prosecuted for that movie.

What happened?
Bottom line is, I was prosecuted because of a thumb. They were cool with four fingers in, or even eight fingers in, but not five fingers if it included a thumb. Now, what would have been interesting is if I put four fingers of one hand and and one finger of another and made it five fingers in with no thumbs. Anyway the charges were dropped because it was ridiculous case.



Why do you think they went after you?
Well, you know, America is the land of the free, and also the hypocrites. Those people who generally try to legislate morality often have the dirtiest and most full closets.