The Twelve Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Categories: Things To Do
Lex Hernandez
Ay caramba! It's Friday, y'all. Finally.

In a few hours, it'll be time to unleash your inner Mexican. We know we have one (no, really, we're Mexican). During this time of the month, gringos come out from their St. Patty's Day shells. Cinco de Mayo is the day we separate the men from the boys -- with tequila. It's a time-honored tradition, and if you can't handle your Patron, we kindly ask you to go home, bro.

You have exactly one day to prep for the shit-show that will fester along the streets of the Big Mango tomorrow. Lucky for your 9-to-5, you have all day Sunday to recover. If worse comes to worst, you can always just call in sick (say you ate too many worms). So bring out those fake mustaches, dust off that old sombrero, don white linen pants and a poncho. Let it all hang out this weekend, amigos.

Without further ado, we give the 12 best things to do in our fake Mexican city, meng.

  • Wolfgang Gartner: Stimulate your minds with crazy electro-house-meets-symphonic sounds.
  • Aqua Girl: Pool parties and pretty ladies. Sign us up.



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Location Info


Hard Rock Live

1 Seminole Way, Hollywood, FL

Category: Music

Amnesia Miami - CLOSED

136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Dream South Beach Hotel

1111 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

Bougainvillea's Old Florida Tavern

7221 SW 58th Ave., South Miami, FL

Category: Music

The Stage

170 NE 38th St., Miami, FL

Category: Music


1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Bass Museum of Art

2100 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

Suniland Hockey Rink

9300 SW 152 St., Miami, Miami, FL

Category: General

Coconut Grove

3300 SW 27th Ave., Coconut Grove, FL

Category: General

Bayside Marketplace

401 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: General

Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts

1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Culture Room

3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, FL

Category: Music

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