The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Categories: Weekend Guide
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Ciara Osorio
This week was cray, y'all. Thank Cultist, it's Friday!

We have so much lined up for you this weekend, it should be illegal.

One of the biggest and sexiest conventions is in town -- surely you've heard about it. The biggest names in porn are here in our quaint city, and they're ready to do dirty things to it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Big Mango, anyway? Alexis Texas would know. Ron Jeremy would, too (sorry for the bad visual).

Aside from all the sexiness, we've got a load (mind out of the gutter, please) of other things to do during our 48 hours of freedom. Go out and have a good time, kids. Be outlandish. Be unabashed. You're in Miami, and that's what we're here for.

Here are the top ten things to do in our prudish city this weekend. (Hehe! Just kidding.)




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Location Info

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PAX Miami - CLOSED

337 SW 8th St., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Miami Beach Convention Center

1901 Convention Center Dr, Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

The Wolfsonian-FIU

1001 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

Coral Gables Art Cinema

260 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables, FL

Category: Film

The Goose - CLOSED

3008 Grand Ave., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Dadeland Mall

7535 N. Kendall Drive, Kendall, FL

Category: General

Area Stage at the Riviera Theater

1560 S. Dixie Highway, Coral Gables, FL

Category: General


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Too bad Jane's Addiction is sold out.

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