Around Town

Ten Absurd and Awesome Water Toys for a Wet and Wild Summer

By Hannah Sentenac Tue., Jul. 3 2012 at 9:03 AM
Categories: Around Town
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Cooler + pool = happy days.
8. Your beer will now travel with you as you conquer the many challenges of a day in your pool. And yes, it will be cold. The real test here is finding an appropriate float buddy with whom to share your frosty bevs. Is Mr. Graphic Shorts looks like he'll become a never-ending fountain of "that's what she said" jokes after beer two. Poor choice, girl.

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Aim for the cornhole.
7. Ah, corn hole. Everyone's favorite dirtily-named bar game (requiring just enough concentration to make it difficult while drinking) is now also a pool game. Instead of challenging your wasted-ass friends to an epic battle on a sweltering patio, you can challenge your wasted-ass friends to an epic battle in your backyard pool. Just try to keep the butt jokes in check, okay?

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