Five Freaky Sex Acts You Probably Didn't Know Existed (NSFW)
|via Flickr Aoife city womanchile|
|Not so innocent...|
Reports of unusual behavior in South Florida's bedrooms (and bathrooms, and other rooms) have increased significantly since the start of the summer. And by "unusual," we mean, "shocking," "bizarre," and "who thinks of that?" Cultist's no prude, but wow. Just wow.
Still, since there's little else to do indoors these days besides reinvent your bedroom behavior, we're bringing you reports from Miami's nether regions and beyond of sex acts that may be going on in right in your own back yard (so to speak). Warning: These NSFW dirty deeds going down in the 305 are not for the faint of heart, let alone the weak of stomach.
Follow the jump for five weird sex acts you've probably never heard of.
|"Is this your hamper?" "No, silly! It's how I will choose my horizontal dance partner tonight!"|
Here's one that's definitely happening in Miami -- in fact, this sexual activity is established enough to have its own website. The rules: Wear a cotton t-shirt for three days straight then seal it in a plastic bag. Guests take their marked and sealed bags to the party where they are all placed on a table. You spend the evening taking whiffs from each other's bags until you find a scent that makes you feel a bit frisky, then you make contact with the appropriate guest. What happens after that is up to you.
|Goatse "spreads" its way across the interwebz.|
Goatse is the term bestowed upon the act of anal stretching. Although the act existed prior to the Goatse website, Kirk Johnson made the term popular with his graphic images of, uh, well, you know.
You've gotta watch out for goatse, though, and not just in the bedroom. The website has been often used by pranksters as a bait and switch link posted on Internet comment threads. Example: "I hate animal abuse too! (sad face) There's a little girl in Oregon who is saving kittens - her selfless efforts to improve our world warm my heart. Check out her cute, little blog: goatse.cx." When you click on the link so that your heart can also be warmed, you are faced with Mr. Johnson manually stretching his anus. Surprise!