Here's the Trailer for that Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron Golden Shower Movie You've Been Waiting For
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Hey, remember that movie The Paperboy?
No? What if we told you it was directed by Precious' director Lee Daniels, and debuted at Cannes in May?
Still nothing? What if we reminded you it's the story of a Miami Times (not to be confused with Miami New Times) reporter who travels to North Florida and gets mixed up in a homicide case? And oh yeah, that it's also the movie in which Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron?
Yeah, now you remember. Anyway, now there's a trailer, showing off our state in all its shady, swampy, redneck glory.
The A-list golden shower scene is unsurprisingly not included. But you can get a look at Kidman in white trash mode, Zac Efron in his undies, a bunch of sweaty sex scenes in dingy rooms with poor lighting, and the latest stop on Matthew McConaughey's "I'm Gonna Freak Everyone Out With My Movies For Awhile And See Where That Gets Me, All Right All Right All Right" world tour.
The Paperboy is due for limited U.S. release in October.
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