Five Political Porn Stars Who Belong at the Republican National Convention in Tampa

New Queen of the RNC?

All of the stars of the Republican Party are coming to Tampa for the Republican National Convention, with the exception of former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, who's still a bit of a sore spot for the GOP. But don't worry, because Tampa will be hosting the next best thing: Sarah Palin's porn doppelganger Lisa Ann.

Lisa will be stimulating the nation's economy (if you catch our drift) throughout the convention. But why stop there? There are plenty of other porn stars with political ties, not even counting members of the Italian Parliament! We say invite a whole slew of porn stars to ring in Mitt Romney's ascension.

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Mary Carey
Remember the California Gubernatorial recall election of 2003? Think hard; it was way back when electing Arnold Schwarzenegger to political office seemed like a far fetched joke, before we warmed up to it and it began to feel totally natural to let the star of Junior run one of the world's largest economies. Porn actress Mary Carey also ran for Governor during that race, on a platform of taxing breast implants and implementing a "porn for guns" program. She placed 10th, later appearing on VH1's Celebrity Rehab, which is still a more dignified post-politics career move than becoming a lobbyist.