Pee-wee Herman Turns 60, And Seven Other Celebrities Who'll Make You Feel Old
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But don't say it out loud, or everybody will scream. And not just because that's how things are done in Pee-wee's Playhouse. Paul Reubens, the actor, comedian, and onetime adult theater enthusiast who made Pee-wee Herman famous, turns 60 years old today.
That's right. Sixty. Pee-wee qualifies for AARP membership. Kinda makes you wonder what you've been doing with your life all these years, doesn't it?
Ponder that deep thought while you scroll through these other celebrities whose age will make you feel ancient. They can't all possibly be as old as they say they are, can they?
Remember The Adventures of Pete and Pete? Tamberelli was Little Pete back when the show originally aired. Now, he's 30-Year-Old-Pete, also known as the Pete who sports douchey facial hair.
The brave little blonde girl from Tremors and Jurassic Park -- both the original and its Lost World sequel -- is now in her mid-30s, all grown up and painting boring old person impressionist paintings in Oregon.
Y'know who's probably not dancing his cares away like it's Fraggle Rock? Gerard Parkes, who once starred on the show. Because he might break a hip or something.