Bikini Basketball Exists and It's Coming to Miami: Tryouts This Weekend Postponed UPDATED

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Image courtesy of Miami Spice
D-Wade and LeBron may dominate our city's courts -- but soon, they won't be the only game in town. Miami's athletic assets are about to include a hot, scantily clad bevy of beauties known as Miami Spice.

Miami Spice isn't just a new basketball team. It's a bikini basketball team. And yes, that's exactly what it sounds like: the basketball equivalent of the Lingerie Football League.

And this brand new Bikini Basketball League is currently looking to stack its roster with the city's best beauties.

This Saturday, aspiring athletes/exhibitionists can don a sports bra and shorts and showcase their skills for a chance to earn a spot on the team's 2013 lineup. They're looking for 10 to 15 lucky ladies, and the stakes are high.

So what makes a Miami Spice player? "This is a competitive basketball league, so we are definitely looking for girls that can really play. It is also a bikini league in which the girls will be playing basketball in bikinis, so looking good in a bikini is a must," team reps told us, adding that "personality, the ability to work with a team, competitiveness, people skills, endurance, drive, and dependability" are also bonus qualities.

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Courtesy of Miami Spice
Those trying out can expect to be pushed to the limits, reps say. So just looking pretty ain't gonna cut it -- you've gotta be good with a ball, too.

The audition process will include an on-court component, as well as a videotaped interview.

"They can expect to sweat their hair out and have their basketball skills tested. Dribbling, shooting, passing, running, scrimmaging, and more. We will also have a interview process where we ask them an array of questions to see if they have the mind frame and personality that we seek," reps added.


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19 comments
joe1232
joe1232

This is silly. Plain silly and shall be taken up at the Board of Taste meeting next week Tuesday 10.00 AM sharp. Such silliness cannot be tolerated the BBC will here about this one..... 

bluebiter
bluebiter

i see a lot of double dribbling calls by the refs...

nixourbis
nixourbis

That "Miami Spice" logo is a Sonics logo. What's up with that?

tpholland
tpholland

much mo better!! not.  It's going to be a bunch of nappy headed hoes!  I think I will pass.

allreltney
allreltney

I would need to eat their asses prior to the game instead of after!

mrk1959
mrk1959

Much better than the NBA!

jlav24
jlav24

@hannahalexs awesome! lol

ajrnb
ajrnb

@MiamiNewTimes @cultistmiami This is awesome!!!

jlayneh
jlayneh

@CorfordeanBrewa @tobinsmash Yes way, Corey!! Mary is so perfect for this, right?! She'd whoop everyone.

CorfordeanBrewa
CorfordeanBrewa

@jlayneh @tobinsmash Idk, she was too afraid to play me. I don't know how much skills she has.

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