Miami Connection: The Best Florida Ninja Rock B-Movie Trailer You'll See All Day

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via Drafthouse Films
In June, we told you about Miami Connection, an "awful yet awesome" 1987 movie that Austin, Texas-based Drafthouse Films was resurrecting for theatrical release at the end of this year.

See also:
- Miami Connection Headed Back to Theaters

Today, we discovered the trailer for the film via EW.com. And it does not disappoint. No matter how much shlock you expected in this film, your expectations are too low. There are enough exaggerated roundhouse kicks, fake-blood splatters, impressively large hairstyles, and cheesy '80s rock anthems about friendship and ninjas featured in this promo to make John Carpenter's head explode.

Behold the glory that is Miami Connection after the jump.



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mrgdtrps
mrgdtrps

@FWACATA "friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty, will stay together through thick or thin, friends forever will be together..." magic

eddydavis
eddydavis

@CultistMiami @drafthousefilms in Austin and heard about #miamiconnection...now I see posted here. Its gonna blow up!!!

duuuude.....
duuuude.....

someone did screen this movie last month! you missed it..... check out the Gutter Films on facebook and convince the guy to screen it again ASAP.

ariellec
ariellec

@timelfrinkmia OH MY GOD

FWACATA
FWACATA

@mrgdtrps what the gay is going on here?

timelfrinkmia
timelfrinkmia

@ariellec Someone needs to screen this film IMMEDIATELY

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