Real Housewives of New York's LuAnn de Lesseps on Her Cheating Scandal: "The Cover Up Was Worse Than The Crime"
|The Countess and "Johnny Depp"|
If Ramona [Singer] had asked you how you got home, and you had gotten a ride home with a Johnny Depp lookalike, what would you have said? For some reason, immediately I just said, "Oh, I got a ride home with my Italian friends!" Little did I know that they had set me up to have dinner with him that night. So when I realized that he was coming, I panicked, and then I made the call to him that everyone saw. It was a comedy of errors, basically. The cover up was worse than the crime. I was having fun, got a ride home, the guy was nice, but I am in love with my boyfriend. The funny thing is that I think he was coming over to see where Sonja [Morgan] was staying.
She had no shame when it came to hooking up on camera.
She had him the night after this whole scandal, but it looks like he had both of us! Wait 'til you see the next episode.
So it's official: you are not a cheater?
If I was going to have an affair, do you think I would do it with a house full of housewives? It doesn't make sense. I wouldn't have brought him home to a house full of cameras and been knocking on Heather's door. My only mistake was the white lie.
Did it cause drama between you and your beau, Jacques?
Well, there was a little drama. He is a man. The way it played out, it was a little shocking for both of us.
|LuAnn & Ramona: Lovers of Wine, Not Each Other|
Well... I don't really talk to Ramona. We have never been bosom buddies. Then there was the wine party incident. We were having a good time. We featured her wine. We were all having fun! It was a little naughty, but not malicious. If you notice, she had fun at that party. Mario [Singer] is the one that came back and stirred things up.
He's the seventh housewife.
He sure is. He is the new Simon. He wants that camera time.
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