As we mentioned in our episode one
teaser, the wives are quickly migrating to Miami Beach, starting with the real mayor of Miami, Lea Black. Like a true baller, Lea just casually bought a house on Star Island and is trying to figure out what to do with it. She knows her new neighbors are Rosie O'Donnell and Diddy. What she doesn't realize is that she will also be borrowing a cup of sugar from Lisa Hochstein, aka the wife of the "Boob God." We're calling it now: These two are going to hate each other. Also, anyone else notice her pool looks like the male genitalia?
It's not just Lea who'll be hating on Lisa; we think all of America is going to join in, too. Lisa's waist is the size of most people's wrists, while her boobs are the size of the tires on most people's SUVs. She doesn't work (unless you consider "plastic surgery patient" to be a full-time job) and has a live-in BFF/housekeeper, Daisy. Jealousy, party of one.
If there's anyone who'll give Elsa a run for her "crowd favorite" title, it's going to be Joanna Krupa. Sure, she's a little bitchy, especially when she throws a hissyfit over appearing on the cover of a magazine in the middle of a photo shoot. But Joanna is gorgeous, speaks her mind, and uses language to make a drunk truck driver blush. It'll be interesting to watch that sister and fiance of hers. We love anyone willing to ride a coattail, and they all seem to be doing just that.
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