The Real Housewives of Miami Premieres Tonight: Five Catfights You'll See This Season

If you have tuned into Bravo in the last 24 hours, you have had the joy of re-experiencing season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Why are Andy Cohen and his team replaying that trainwreck of a season? After all the bad reviews and even worse ratings of the series' inaugural season, those reruns are more likely to convince viewers to skip the new season. It's kind of like rewatching the cop's video of you getting a DUI. Really, do you want to relive that moment?

And that's a shame, because this is the year Miami's housewives (or, at least, its show producers) get their act together and produce a reality tv bitchfest worthy of the 305. Our time has finally come. The Real Housewives of Miami season two is legit. Like, really legit.

Season one stars Cristy Rice and Kim Kardashian's BFF Larsa Pippen are out. Still standing in stilettos are Marysol Patton, Lea Black, and Adriana de Moura. The new, fresh, makeup-spackled faces are Lisa Hochstein, Ana Quincoces, Karent Sierra, and Joanna Krupa.

And with a fresh cast of characters, there is very fresh drama as well. Here's a rundown of the broad spectrum of catfights we're looking forward to this season.

Young vs. Old
In season one, all the ladies had about the same senority. Sure, Lea Black was the mama of the group, but 40 seemed to be the median age. This time around, we have some young'uns. Lisa Hochstein, wife of a plastic surgeon, could be 14 or 40 -- it's hard to tell with all the work she's had done. And model Joanna Krupa, who is 33 according to Wikipedia, is sure to inspire the rest of the cast to head to the doctor for some Botox.