The Real Housewives of Miami Premieres Tonight: Five Catfights You'll See This Season

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Coral Gables vs. Miami Beach
The first time around, these ladies were all over the place. We had Larsa in Fort Lauderdale, Lea and Adriana in Coral Gables, and the rest, well, no one really cared. This time, the Wives are split between Coral Gables and Star Island. Lea and Lisa's new neighbors there are Diddy and Rosie O'Donell. We're hoping this neighborhood rivalry rises to the level of the Brooklyn vs. Manhattan hatred on Gallery Girls.

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Jobs vs. The Unemployed
The ladies of the Real Housewives series are known for doing one thing: a whole lot of nothing. So imagine our surprise -- and, yes, even a little bit of pride -- when we discovered several of Miami's housewives work for a living. They don't just have jobs; they have careers. Lea runs three businesses and a successful charity. Marysol owns her own successful PR firm. Ana is a lawyer, Karent is a dentist, Joanna is a supermodel, and Adriana is an art dealer. The only star without a job is Lisa, an unashamed housewife through and through. Well done, ladies! In the hands of Bravo's producers, your rich, fulfilling lives will surely give you even more fodder for catfights and bitchslaps.

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