The Real Housewives of Miami Premiere Party: Broads, Booze, and a Whole Lot of Boob (Video)

See The Real Housewives of Miami's Season Two Trailer; Elsa Patton Collapses at the Real Housewives Premiere Party.

Season one of the Real Housewives of Miami was full of sexy and drama-filled moments that kept you tuning in week after week. Okay, that's a lie. It was a complete bore. When the reunion aired, we were 99 percent sure that was the last time we would ever see any of its stars.

Well, for fired wives Larsa Pippen and Christy Rice, it was. But the rest are back, with a new production crew that's brought success to Bravo's other Housewives franchises -- and four fabulous new ladies, too.

All the stars, both old and new, partied at The Forge last weekend to celebrate the upcoming premiere of season two. We got up close with the ladies -- sometimes, uh, really close -- to find out "all the gossips."

Returning stars include "Mayor of Miami" Lea Black, Brazilian bombshell Adriana de Moura, PR powerhouse Marysol Patton, and her mother, the real star of the show, Mama Elsa Patton. Cuban Barbie Alexia Echevarria will appear in a recurring role, due to her son being in a terrible car accident before filming began. But she wants you to know that she loves the city of Hialeah. (Check video below for proof.)

Now, for the new broads. We have Lisa Hochstein, the wife of a plastic surgeon; lawyer and chef Ana Quincoces; celebrity dentist Karent Sierra; and supermodel Joanna Krupa.