The Real Housewives of Miami Premiere Party: Broads, Booze, and a Whole Lot of Boob (Video)
But the real drama started once we all got inside. Just an hour or so into the soiree, Mama Elsa had to be treated by paramedics after fainting by the bar. While Marysol personally told us the mother of reality TV is OK, partygoer Bob Gramatges was not surprised at all by the incident. He told us, "It's no wonder. It was hot as balls in there." Do Bravo budgets not cover air conditioning?
So now that Mrs. Patton is home, safe and sound on her bear skin rug, we can focus on what really matters: the return of the Real Housewives of Miami. For a sneak peek at what is to come, check out our coverage of the red carpet for yourself.
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