Sex on the Beach Adult Expo: The Five Freakiest Events
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When planning a trip to a porn expo, your hardest (pun intended) decision is bound to be how to pack in (still intended) as much R-rated entertainment as possible. And with the Sex on the Beach Expo hitting the Miami Beach Convention Center this weekend, you're in for some tough choices.
The event lineup is, uh, titillating, to say the least.
To help make your tough task a little easier, we've rounded up our picks for the top five events at this Shangri-La of sex. So go forth and get freaky.
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Local strip club talent will showcase their pole-dancing skills and go toe to toe with amateur audience members. With all the pole dancing fitness studios in Miami, there are bound to be some uber-talented girls next door out there, so get ready to see some serious acrobatics. There will be three sessions of this competition: one on Friday from 5 p.m. to 6 p.m. with DJ King of the Underground; one on Saturday from 9 to 11 p.m. with DJ Cato K; and one on Sunday from 4:15 to 5 p.m. during a show with Gucci Mane.
4. Dancing with the Stars (PORNSTARS)
Wanna cut a rug with your favorite adult film star? No, that is not some dirty sex euphemism. This is your chance to dance it up with stars better known for the horizontal mambo. "Mattress actors" will pull people from the audience to get their dirty dancing on. So strap on those dancing shoes ... and perhaps some pasties, to boot. The event time is TBD.