The Real Housewives of Miami, Episode 5: Elsa Returns! And Karent Needs to Chill
- Last week's episode of Real Housewives
- Elsa Patton Collapses at Real Housewives premiere
But give thanks to the Bravo Gods, because once all that setup was out of the way, things turned around.
Enter the Hearts and Stars gala, a soiree to raise money for, uh, children or something? Bravo's not in the reality show game for the philanthropy, folks. Bravo's in it for the red carpet. But just as we were seeing the ladies doing their best walk of fame, Miami's attention-hungry hangers-on started the suck-up fest. Malinka Max kicked it off, with Lisa Hochstein letting you know she was a "socialite." Is she? We have never heard of her.