The Real Housewives of Miami, Episode 4: Gals Love The Gays

In last week's Real Housewives of Miami, Joanna Krupa got full-blown white girl wasted. After about 35 glasses of vodka, Miss Krupa decided to throw a tantrum at her fiancé, Romain Zago, at his lounge Mynt. She raged, he stormed out, blah blah blah.

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Last night, we saw them making up. Apparently when you're Maxim's Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World, a fight with your beau can all be fixed with a quick sit down on the beach.

Later, we see Adriana de Moura modeling for a famed Latin photographer. Ever wondered what Adriana looks like topless? Now you know. The 40+ mother's showing her goods, and that's cool. Hey, you got it, flaunt it (for the good of art, of course). We're more concerned about her fiancé. Why does the man always has a scarf on? Bitch, it's 90 degrees outside. Get into a wifebeater and cut-offs like the rest of us.

It's official: Karent Sierra and those pearly whites of hers are obnoxious. As her own mother explains to her why she once hated her soap star boyfriend, she ugly-cries and keeps smiling. How is that scientifically possible?