Martin Amis on Christopher Hitchens: "Common Sense Was Not His Beat"
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| courtesy Vanity Fair |
| Christopher Hitchens as he came into the world |
Amis, who was also at the fair with his latest novel, Lionel Asbo: State of England, led off with a story about Hitchens tangling with some well-dressed "upper class hippies" as the two attempted to enjoy dinner in 1975.
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| courtesy Twelve Books |
| Hitchens and Amis in Cape Cod, 1975 |
It soon became clear that the hippies were going to ask Amis and Hitchens to vacate their seats. The hippies approached the table and one of them, "after a flirtatious pause, pouted through his fringe." This lead hippie spoke to Hitchens in a practiced way, as though this approach "had all gone like a dream before."
"You're going to hate us for this," the hippie said to Hitchens, "but -"
"We already do," Hitchens interrupted. The hippies scampered away and sent over "a terrified bottle of Valpolicella a half an hour later."
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| courtesy Twelve Books |
| Hitchens with Kurdish fighters in Iraq, 1991 |
"I could literally tell you 50 stories," Blue recalled. "The Romanian revolution, what was then called Zaire, when he was in war zones or tricky situations and nearly lost his life."
That boldness and keen eye came to play even when his cancer prevented him from travel.
"When he became ill," she continued, "he traveled to this 'land of malady,' as he put it, and reported on it as a foreign correspondent."
Amis remembered how Hitchens went to Afghanistan in the months after the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Hitchens stopped at an outdoor market to buy half a dozen t-shirts with Osama bin Laden's face on them for friends. Just then, a mosque door opened and Hitchens was surrounded by 500 angry zealots and what Hitchens told Amis was "a foul atmosphere of fanatical arousal."
"You like Osama bin Laden?" they asked Hitchens. Amis guessed he himself would have sheepishly said, "Well, I quite like him..." Not the Hitch. Instead, the reply came, "Osama bin Laden is my brother."
"Your brother?"
"All men are my brothers," Hitchens said. "Now, if you'll excuse me..."


































