Dear Santa: 13 Snarky Scenes From Santa's Enchanted Forest

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Dear Santa,

This is 2012. Freakish is the new normal, just ask Lady Gaga.

Sincerely,
The Circus Freaks

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Dear Santa,

This gives me the warm fuzzies. The light displays are by far my favorite part of your forest. More of these please.

Sincerely,
Hannah

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Dear Santa,

I suspect that fried candy bars, elephant ears and chicharonnes are the reason your BMI is 35. If you ever want to fit down another chimney, stick to carrot sticks and celery.
As a side note, you can catch me on "Best Thing I've Ever Eaten" recounting my experience with your fried Snickers. Nom nom nom.

Sincerely,
Dr. Oz

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Dear Santa,

Please free my wild brothers and sisters - the grizzly bears, the Bengal tiger, the reindeer and the petting zoo crew. Otherwise, we will unleash raccoon-style revenge on your ass.

Sincerely,
The Raccoons That Live in Tropical Park


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Santa's Enchanted Forest

7900 SW 40th St., Miami, FL

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murdermysterymiami
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Dear Santa:

 

Please make sure the bolts are all tightened before I get on that Wild Mouse ride. Not sure even I'm covered for carny-related whiplash.

 

Sincerely,

Flo from Progressive

 

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