Dear Santa: 13 Snarky Scenes From Santa's Enchanted Forest
Dear Santa,
This beach scene looks like something out of a post-apocalyptic nightmare.
Please cease this misrepresentation of South Florida beaches immediately, or we will be forced to take legal action.
Sincerely,
Greater Miami and the Beaches Convention & Visitors Bureau
Dear Santa,
I need more booze. And health insurance.
Sincerely,
Bozo the Cold, Wet Clown
Dear Santa,
Please bring some cold weather so I can wear a ridiculously awesome zebra-face hat. Ironically, of course.
Sincerely,
Miami Hipster
Dear Santa,
Please bring me an electromagnetic shrink ray so I can miniaturize myself and live happily ever after in this little village.
Sincerely,
Hannah
Dear Santa,
I'm out of my element. Without scantily clad drunk girls atop my back, my life feels aimless and without purpose. Please relocate me to Round Up.
Sincerely,
The Mechanical Bull
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Santa's Enchanted Forest
7900 SW 40th St., Miami, FL
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