The Ultimate Miami Girl Reality Show Offers $25,000 to Women Who "Embody" Miami, Whatever That Means

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Courtesy of "The Ultimate Miami Girl"
There are lots of stereotypes about Miami. We wear bathing suits to work, get our kicks on nose candy, and drive Lambos, right? And Miami females all look like supermodels, natch.

In the eyes of the rest of the country, these kinds of criteria are probably what makes for "The Ultimate Miami Girl." Now there's a new reality TV show that's out to find her -- whoever she is.

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The show, dubbed The Ultimate Miami Girl, is hosting an open casting call at Stage 305 (in the Magic City Casino) on December 9. Ladies between the ages of 21 and 35 are invited to audition for the chance to be named - you guessed it - "The Ultimate Miami Girl."

(As far as we can tell from the show's PR materials and the cringeworthy trailer above, this mythical girl wears too much makeup, skintight clubwear, and stilettos, so this should be easy. Hundreds of women who meet those requirements can be found loitering around Mansion at 2 a.m. on a Saturday night. But we digress.)

But what kind of criteria are we really talking? Show rep Jessica Philbrook tells Cultist, "The ultimate Miami girl is that person that embodies everything Miami is known for. From culture to beauty to fun to excitement to style - just really the girl who's gonna represent what people all around the world have come to know Miami for."

This is not a beauty contest, they emphasize.

The competition runs in three phases. One, the open casting call. Two, a series of contests where the girls will be judged based on style, personality and knowledge of Miami. They'll be able to garner support from online fans, live audience guests, and judges. The chick who gets the most votes from those three groups will win her round (and $1,000), then move on to the finals, where 10 girls will shack up in Miami Beach to compete for the title. The winner gets $25,000 -- and the resume-building title of "The Ultimate Miami Girl."

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Magic City Casino

450 NW 37th Ave., Miami, FL

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miaminative305brazil
miaminative305brazil

Have you seen some of the contestants? Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly are rolling over in their graves. What has happened to class in this country and I do mean CLASS wearing layers of makeup and dressing up everyday is not class, just because you don't sleep around doesn't mean you have class, just because you have a lot of money doesn't mean you have class, come on Miami step it up, South Florida is my favorite place in the U.S. also my hometown, and somewhere around 2008 to now the type of people moving to and showing up in South Florida make me want to leave South Florida for the west coast and never come back. What happened? South Florida used to be paradise, now it's a cautionary tale regarding poor northern transplants and poor immigrants who don't contribute to society and cause violent crime to rise. Ladies look to the greats for inspiration, Royalty and Naturally stunning girls, stop painting your faces and ruining your skin, stop putting glue in your hair to hold in fake hair, do you but do the REAL you and people will respond positively.

michi_paul
michi_paul

@mscardelli @nikkib324 Maybe we can register as a trio lol #triplethreat

jjones8627
jjones8627

They misspelled pageant in the video smfh. That's Flor-duh for you...

twowayy
twowayy

@bigbadpanda @miaminewtimes lollll

BrianaSaati
BrianaSaati

@MiamiNewTimes @cultistmiami Excelleeent, another way to pigeon-hole Miami's female population.

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