The Real Housewives of Miami, Episode 9: How Long Until Adriana Hits Joanna Again?

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Miami, we have had quite the week. We got a new Marlins manager. We are all still recovering from Halloween. And we got to watch two episodes of Real Housewives of Miami in the span of five days.

We don't how we are keeping our panties on with all this excitement, to be honest.

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We begin episode nine with Lea Black finishing the setup for her famous Black Gala. She talks it up like it's the best event in town because, well, it is. We have had the pleasure of attending for the last two years, and each time, it gets more and more fierce. Who else can get Rick Ross and Tony Bennett in the same room? Only the gangster herself, L. Black.

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One person also attending the soiree this year is a little nugget of a fellow, Norman. This guy describes himself as, and we're quoting directly here, a "cosmic cheerleader." We're told he can read energy and bless rooms. Essentially, he stands around rubbing bowls and chanting vowels. All we could think was, "This is how the man pays his rent?"

Still, we have to thank Norman for his cameo on this program. He was a key part in getting Mama Elsa and Marysol Patton to Lea's home for a girls day out. We'll take any excuse, anytime and anywhere, to see some Elsa, even if it does involve a cosmic cheerleader.


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