The Real Housewives of Miami, Episode 11: Elaine Lancaster, Thomas Kramer, Oh Drama!

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There aint no party like a Real Housewives of Miami party because a Real Housewives of Miami party don't stop! No, seriously, it seems like it never ends. And it also includes drag queens, ever-flowing alcohol, and more drama than your average Bravo viewer can handle.

For week 11, our favorite cast of characters are back in action. We have ultra-fab drag queen Elaine Lancaster, notorious South Beach developer Thomas Kramer, shining star of the series Mama Elsa -- and even a new face, former Vogue model Lauren Foster. We've spent many a night with Foster, and can tell you from experience that she can be either your best friend or worst enemy.

Elaine is the latter.

See also:
- Elaine Lancaster: "Marysol Patton Doesn't Meet My Standards"
- Smoking Hot Photos of Elsa Patton Before RHOM
- Last week's Real Housewives recap

We begin with wine time with Lea Black and Elsa Patton. Now that we think of it, Wine Time with Mama Elsa would be an amazing spinoff series. Bravo producers, call us!

Lea does her best to explain to her favorite Cuban mother how and why she should like Elaine. Yeah, that wasn't happening. So they kept the wine coming; just what we like to see.

As if this episode of Real Housewives wasn't packed full of socialites already, they bring Lisa Pliner into the mix. Lisa's another lady we've spent a couple nights with, and girl is a blast in a glass (which, by the way, is our favorite kind of friend). We meet up with Lady Pliner at her gaudy Star Island home made for a Saudai Arabian prince. The ladies start the day with the intention of chatting about shoes and swiging back drinks. Let's just say that didn't last too long.

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That Transvestite Lauren, works as a receptionist for a plastic surgeon and You have no idea of the crimes she has committed in this and other cities. She is persona non grata in this town. There is so many confirmed stories about her from New York, LA to Miami. I can not even go there but if you live in this town just ask around. They are on to her. Pretty good company Marysol hangs around with. sheeezz.


I would like to know who is the artist hair stylist who styled the blond ladies hair (I believe the transsexual who was identified as a socialite) and it was a stunning hair cut.  It was in the last episode.  If someone would please let me know about this hair cut.  I am a 66 year old woman who does not believe you have to stop making a fashion statement because you are not longer considered young.  I want this hair cut.  HELP.


 @katyewton.aldridge I'm not asking about the obvious drag queen I am asking about  the blond woman in the middle of the top photo .

The semi short blond cut.



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