Prepare for hipster bloodbath!
Silent assassin.
Dead as a doornail. With a sword through it.
And cue the blood cannon.
But first, more blood.
A tiny splatter of the aftermath.
Roll playback.
And, it's a wrap.
Cast and crew also includes gaffer Alexander Jaramillo, stunt coordinator Frank Mainade, wardrobe stylist Janelle Pichaco, and character hipster Nick Ducassi. The movie features 15 kills in three minutes, seven gallons of blood spilled, sliced skulls, brain matter, and a naked lady on bath salts slapping herself. Look out for
Crackhead Katana coming soon (but not soon enough for our tastes) to a screen near you.
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