Prepare for hipster bloodbath!
Dead as a doornail. With a sword through it.
And cue the blood cannon.
But first, more blood.
A tiny splatter of the aftermath.
And, it's a wrap.
Cast and crew also includes gaffer Alexander Jaramillo, stunt coordinator Frank Mainade, wardrobe stylist Janelle Pichaco, and character hipster Nick Ducassi. The movie features 15 kills in three minutes, seven gallons of blood spilled, sliced skulls, brain matter, and a naked lady on bath salts slapping herself. Look out for Crackhead Katana
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