Goodbye, Kim and Kourtney! The Ten Greatest Miami Kardashian Moments of 2012

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7. Kim Kardashian = Tim Tebow
Miami Dolphins player Brian Hartline compared Tim Tebow to Kim Kardashian in September. Because he's so pretty? Nope -- because he's famous for no reason. "Everybody loves him, but the same people go with the Kardashians," Hartline told The Miami Herald. "I don't know what they did either. They're on every cover, everywhere." Wait, is there a Tim Tebow sex tape we don't know about?

6. A Sequel to Kim's Sex Tape? Sorry.
Rumors that Kim Kardashian's sex tape made the Internet an extra-pervy place earlier this year, until Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment announced that no additional footage of the X-rated romp exists -- and if it does, he'll sue anyone caught distributing it. It's sad news for fans of porn, but great news for those of us who have to write about this crap.

5. Real-Life Golden Girls React to Kardashian's Sex Tape
Besides, wouldn't you rather watch these sassy old ladies' reactions to Kim K. and Ray J getting it on? Of course you would.

4. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: Dinner Gone Wrong?
We saw Kim Kardashian with our very own eyes earlier this month, at a restaurant in South Beach where rumors swirled that her ex-husband Kris Humphries was scheduled to appear. No such meeting took place, possibly because Humphries was too busy acting all smart in this FunnyOrDie video:

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