Goodbye, Kim and Kourtney! The Ten Greatest Miami Kardashian Moments of 2012
3. Kim, Kanye, and Hulk Hogan: Miami Beach BFFs
Photo by Seth Browarnik/World Red Eye Hulk Hogan, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, and Nick Hogan.
Call it the South Florida Sex Tape Summit. Kim Kardashian (she of the sex tape), boyfriend Kanye West (he of the proud rap lyrics about said sex tape), and Hulk Hogan (he of the more recent sex tape) hung out at LIV in November. Kim and Kanye were dressed as Batman and Catwoman. Celebrities are weird, man.
2. Kourtney and Kim Run This Town
The town of North Miami, that is. Mayor Andre Pierre awarded the sisters the keys to the city last month, despite the "war" in item #8 above (and also despite there being any reason to do such a thing at all). Afterward, Pierre claimed he didn't know that Kardashian is famous primarily for starring in homemade porn. Right.
1. New Kardashian Sex Tape Stars a Unicorn, and Other Nonsense
Jonathan Lee Riches, world's most litigious former inmate, spends his days imagining insane celebrity scenarios and then tying up our already burdened legal system by suing the stars who appear in his fantasies. It's kind of despicable, except that his delusions about Kim Kardashian and the rest of her family pretty much qualify as x-rated fan fiction. Sex with unicorns, Kanye West performing for Al Qaeda, Charlie Sheen dropping by unannounced -- you can't make this stuff up, but in this one, isolated case, we're kinda glad Riches did.