The Real Housewives of Miami, Episode 13: The Bravo Broads Head to Bimini Bay

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For maybe the best moment of the entire season, we started Real Housewives of Miami with a sleepover with Marysol Patton and Mama Elsa. In a very Martha Stewart moment, Elsa decided to make some coffee. No, not with the use of a pot or a kettle. With her, all it takes is 12 seconds in the microwave. Nothing compares to Mrs. Patton. Mother's Day was created for her and her alone.

See also:
- Last week's episode of RHOM
- Elsa Patton Collapses at RHOM Premiere
- Smoking Hot Photos of Elsa Patton Before RHOM

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After some delicious morning beverages, it was time to head off to Bimini Bay, Bahamas. In true Real Housewives style, there was nothing but pure drama. It all began with a private jet ride fit for Bravolebrities. Champagne was flowing, their hundreds of bags were being stowed away, and then, it was time to board.

"Passports, everyone?" asks the pilot. Well, Adriana decided she didn't need one; the pilot decided she did. Obviously, things were getting off on the right foot.

Upon arrival, the gals check into a very big house, with very little beds. Hey, this vacation was free - you take what you get. Within a couple of hours, here comes Adriana from her commercial flight from Miami. The tragic truth: She had to take a plane with us commoners. Where do we send flowers? Poor people are the worst!

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