Real Housewives of Miami Reunion: Top Ten Moments From Part One
When Real Housewives of Miami began, we wanted it to be good, sure. But really, we just didn't want these bitches embarrassing our city again.
Well, gals, you didn't. You made us proud in the most hot mess of ways.
After a season filled with sex, slaps, Spanish and everything in between, Andy Cohen brought us all the wives to New York City for the reunion. Just in case you missed it, you should be pissed at yourself. Even Lindsay Lohan found the time to stop cutting up her coc and watch.
10. The Venue
Where the reunion took place deserves a shout out. Can we all remember the season one reunion where it took place on Watch What Happens Live in a 30-minute segment? Lets not forget he squeezed their asses into a love seat because he was dying to have them in and out. Season two, he put those bitches on a plane and flew them up to New York to some swanky location. Talk about moving on up.
On the note that Miami housewives are no longer the ugly stepchildren of Bravo, our mamacitas were looking pretty to-die this evening. In any reunion, there is usually one broad looking like an out-of-work drag queen. But for the ladies of the 305, the worst that we could say is that Ana was showing a little too much mom boob and Karent stole her dress off the set of Golden Girls. See? Not too bad.
8. Lea Looses It
From moment one, Lea Black needed you to know she was present at the reunion. Just in case you forgot, whenever speaking, she would stand and yell her opinion at you. Ana was calling her old most of the time and perhaps she is right. It was as if she has lost her hearing and screaming was helping her to be part of the conversation. (Much like my Nana did at Christmas dinner, just saying.) Oh and don't forget she has $25 million earrings on.