Real Housewives of Miami Reunion: Top Ten Moments From Part One
Oh, the good ole days. We ended episode 15 with all of the lades loving life and each other. That was essentially, how do we say this? A hunk of shit. It seems that they all hate each other, but it all comes down to two wars: Adriana vs. Joanna and Ana vs. Lea. Lets leave the latter for later. The slap heard around the world for these two imported beauties was just the beginning. What reheated all the bullshit? Really, we aren't sure. But Adriana thinks Joanna is a slut and Joanna wants to beat the tweet right off Adriana's face. Oh and where do we begin with Ms. De Moura's terrible trucker mouth? The man behind the bleep button was put to work that evening.
6. The Tales of Twitter
"She beat me to the tweet!" Didn't think that obnoxious phrase would come back? Well, it did! The infamous incident where Karent beat out Adriana to a tweet during Art Basel 2011 that was annoying to watch is now a phrase on a T-shirt you can buy at the Bravo store. Thanks Andy Cohen, thanks.
OK, war numero dos: Ana vs. Lea. Again, why do these two hate each other? We think it comes down to Ana thinking Lea is gold digger/bitch to her bestie Marysol. For Lea, it seems she has some dirt on Ana and is just waiting for the right moment to slap it on the cover of Life & Style. Will it come out during part two? We can only hope.
4. Bully Bullshit
Bullying is a serious issue. Bullying isn't two girls blabbering over red carpets and Joe Francis' penis. Thank you to Ana for pointing that out. OK, that is all.