The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend -- Post Apocalypse
Dolphins v Buffalo Bills: You know, buffalos were once on the verge of extinction.
Kulcha Shok Muzik: The best thing about Miami is that culture shock does not exist. But kulcha shock is plentiful.
Lincoln Road Farmers Market: Last chance to load up on farmer-friendly produce to compliment Noche Buena's caja china, y'all.
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