Is Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy a Hollywood Conspiracy? These Twitter Users Think So
In June, we told you about Jonathan Lee Riches' insane theories that Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and the rest of her reality star family are Al Qaeda members. Turns out, he's not alone in his habit of wacky Kardashian conspiracy theorizing -- especially now that she's Kanye West's baby mama.
The couple's announcement that they're having a baby last week inspired more than a few Twitter users to hatch their own wacky theories about what the Kimye baby really means. An intentional diversion from more serious political issues? A plot to rule the world? Yeah, it gets weird.
I'm watching the Kardashian show where Kim is on birth control and she's freezing her eggs. But she pregnant now? Hmmm #Conspiracy— Ron Swanson (@TheBlackFabio) January 1, 2013
Look, the real Ron Swanson wouldn't waste his time with issues of continuity, especially when it comes to E! reality TV shows. Because he probably doesn't know who Kim Kardashian is.
So Kim kardashian announces she's having a baby and we officially go over the fiscal cliff the next day I'm officially calling conspiracy— Tyler Hackett (@Tylhack) January 1, 2013
Yes, Tyler. Our nation's economy is closely tied to Kim Kardashian's menstrual cycle. When it stops, so does the American Dream.
And Tyler's not alone:
But really. Watch the news, people.
That's not a conspiracy theory; it's a state of being. Bad things are always happening in D.C.