Is Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy a Hollywood Conspiracy? These Twitter Users Think So
And then there are the "rap royalty" nutsos:
It's all an illuminati conspiracy for Kim Kardashian and Kanye's baby to grow up with Blue Ivy, then take over the world when they're older— fay-z (@Shenk_MJsmeeze) December 31, 2012
People of Earth, meet your future rulers.
Kim Kardashian being pregnant is no surprise. Kanye gotta keep up wit Jay Z its all part of they conspiracy.— Hate2SayIt¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@DOUGHBOIMUZIK) December 31, 2012
Hate2SayIt takes a more hipster conspiracy theorist approach: No surprise, I totally saw this coming, Kimye baby shock is, like, so last week.
Kanye and Kim kardashian gonna have a son that will marry blue ivy #conspiracy— كيفن بندقية (@theGUNshow) December 31, 2012
Don't be a bigot, @theGUNshow. The Kimye baby could also be a daughter that will marry Blue Ivy. This is 2012, after all.
Manda's right. Babies are gross. They puke and poop and put their mouths all over everything. Seems kinda harsh to offer them up to the devil for it, though.
Is Kanye West's impregnation of Kim Kardashian just an elaborate conspiracy to stress-test the Internet? #justaskingquestions— Armin Rosen (@ArminRosen) December 31, 2012
Hey, we're not saying it's a conspiracy. We're just saying the test is well under way.