Is Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy a Hollywood Conspiracy? These Twitter Users Think So

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And then there are the "rap royalty" nutsos:

People of Earth, meet your future rulers.

Hate2SayIt takes a more hipster conspiracy theorist approach: No surprise, I totally saw this coming, Kimye baby shock is, like, so last week.

Don't be a bigot, @theGUNshow. The Kimye baby could also be a daughter that will marry Blue Ivy. This is 2012, after all.

Manda's right. Babies are gross. They puke and poop and put their mouths all over everything. Seems kinda harsh to offer them up to the devil for it, though.

Hey, we're not saying it's a conspiracy. We're just saying the test is well under way.

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