Real Housewives of Miami Lost Footage: Five Moments You Need To See
The Bravo network is good at many things: making irrelevant people famous, teaching us how to cook, and making housewivery the most desirable job in the country. But if we had to find the network's strongest skill, it would be padding 15 minutes of actual entertainment into a full-blown hour-long special. Like last night's Real Housewives of Miami lost footage episode, for example.
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We're hating on Bravo a little, but we also secretly loved it. After all, we got to see Joanna's love for dogs in action -- a real thrill ride, because it forced Lisa into doing some manual labor. (Note -- her boobs were not a factor.) A couple of minutes later, she became a modeling consultant. Two jobs? Girl, we knew you could do it.
And that was only the beginning. To save you an hour of your life that you will never get back, here are five moments you need not to miss.
5. Freda Gets Frisky
It's official: we are in the wrong profession. Why are we blogging to pay the bills when there are major league maids like Freda out there? From Zoila Chavez on Flipping Out to the 305's Freda, these maids have it made in the shade. Lea Black's Freda perhaps is the ultimate in diva fabulousness. She probably hasn't picked up a broom in years, has her own house out back, and as we saw tonight, her days are spent chilling with her mamacitas making fun of Lea in Spanish. Where do we sign up?
4. Adriana Accepts Her Oscar
Every franchise has its mommy-turned-mogul. Atlanta has Nene, New Jersey has Theresa and we suppose we have Adriana? Our Brazilian bombshell is singing and now apparently acting too. Last night, we got to see her act in what she is calling a "feature film." Is that code for "straight to DVD," or do we not speak Hollywood? While we don't think Joanna's friend Michael Bay will be calling her anytime soon, perhaps Lea's friend Joe Francis will be.