The Estefans Have Gone Broadway! Ten Miamians Who Deserve Their Own Musical More
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Father Albert Cutié
The story of a media mogul big pimpin' Catholic priest whose secret romance is exposed by the paparazzi and results in him switching denominations and, uh, landing a book deal...maybe all that would be better suited for, like, an opera? Or maybe a porno? An Opera porno? Hey, is it too late to apply for a Mastermind Grant?
La Reina de las Café con Leche
The plot follows a trio of female protagonists as they are raised from the birth in the dark arts cult science of Cuban coffee.
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The life, times, and tragic death of Gianni Versace would be high drama on the order of the pussy poppin' priest story. But with a dash of South Beach.
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Cultist would like to begin a national petition to recast the entirety of Broadway's leading men with Pepe Billete. We want to see that chico onstage during everything from The Music Man to Stomp.
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