Five Things The Today Show Crew Should Do While in Miami

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There are only a few days remaining before the hordes invade for the annual South Beach Wine & Food Festival. Everybody and their brother, cousin, and neighbor twice removed will flock to the streets of SoBe to eat, get hammered, and generally make merry.
 

Unsurprisingly, the cheery, heavily caffeinated face of mass media will also make an appearance in the 305. The Today Show's "Friday Field Trip" segment will film in Miami this week, bringing Savannah, Al, Natalie, and Willie along. No Matt, sadly, but we're thinking the babes of South Beach might prove to be too much temptation for the philandering anchor. And no one wants to see that guy go down in a blaze of orgy.

What we do want to see: something more interesting than beaches, babes, and Cuban coffee. If The Today Show wants to experience the real Miami, it should check out these spots.

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5. Get Drunk at the Deuce. Watching Al and team get sloshed at 9 a.m. in Miami's most notorious dive would undoubtedly make for compelling television. We can just picture the cheery crew chugging well vodka, singing along to "Don't Stop Believin'," and sharing cigs with shoeless beach-dwellers. Ratings boost FTW.
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4. Get Too Much Sun. Lobster red is the color of choice for Miami Beach tourists, so why should the Today Show crew be any different? After a few hours in the tropical sun, Savannah would look like a saucy, scorched piece of all-American ass. Fire-engine red really pops on HD TV.

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