3. Behave Badly, Celeb-Style. From A-list to D-list, celebs are often on their worst behavior when living it up in the MIA. After all, expecting the minions to treat you like a god and freaking out when they don't is what being a celebrity is all about. Imagine a blinged-out Al screaming at a security guard outside Mynt. Or a drunken Natalie having histrionics after being denied a table at Prime One Twelve. Hell, they could even get into it with each other. Willie and Al could start throwing fists and then totally make out.
2. Make the Leap to Reality TV.
Morning talk shows are like reality TV, except there's a lot less bitch-slapping and a lot more boredom. So in a way, The Today Show crew is primed and ready to make the proverbial leap. Be it Celebrity Fit Club or Celebrity Rehab, we all know celebs dream of a career comeback via public humiliation on VH1. And what better place to make that happen than Miami? Besides, scripted bantering with Matt Lauer every morning is bound to make anyone physically ill after a while.
1. Make It Rain at King of Diamonds.
In honor of it much-maligned, cheating costar, the team should stop by Miami's most infamous strip club for a little spring shower. Al can drop the dollars, Savannah and Natalie can take a turn on the table, and Willie can creep out the talent. Then, via Instagram, they can share their titty-bar glory with poor outcast Matt.