Buckwild's Salwa Amin Arrested! Five Miami Stereotypes That Deserve a Reality Series

Pepe Billete: Puppet or Stereotypical Simulacrum?

Latino Puppets
Is Pepe Billete the embodiment of Cuban masculinity, a racist stereotype, both, neither, a simulacrum of the first two, or some kind of incomprehensible mix of all five aforementioned options? Yeah, sure, Latino Americans are due some reparations. But when will somebody finally defend Latino American puppets? Or give our most outlandish Latino puppet young adults their own faux docu-drama?

Wesley Willis, the man behind that timeless, universal pop-rock ditty, "Suck a Cheetah's Dick"

Crazy People on the Street
The wayward souls who mutter to themselves while pacing around Government Center plaza are the most tragic slice of society in the 305. They need help, not a reality TV show. But this country sucks at caring for the mentally ill, making a reality series far more likely. Besides, are they really all that much crazier than adults who have renamed themselves The Situation and Snooki? At the very least, they must be more entertaining.

Basickally, MTV should have cashed in on chongas ages ago.

Chongas
Imagine if Miami had its own custom Statue of Liberty, and that statue were turned into a real person, cloned, and drove real shitty on the 836. The result: A Chonga army. Can you think of a better follow-up to guidos and rednecks? Dale!

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