Valentine's Day: Ten Last-Minute, Cheap, and Ridiculous Gifts from Fiverr
2. Beer Gut Love
Wanna make your women stay? Scare her straight by showing her what else is out there, should she choose to leave. Like this dude's epic beer gut, for example. Profess your love on his bulbous belly, and she'll be thanking her lucky stars she landed you.
1. Break-Up Love
Lacking the brass cojones to put an end to your played-out partnership? For $5, you can pass the buck to someone else. This dude will do the breaking up for you, via phone. It's the perfect cop out for gutless wonders -- and it'll make for a Valentine's Day she'll never forget.