Valentine's Day in Miami: Five Lavish Gifts You Can't Afford
Meet & Greet with Kim Kardashian
This is Miami, where celebrities reign supreme. And some would argue the queen of all things infamous is Kanye's soon-to-be baby momma, Kim Kardashian. We see no end to the public's we-bitch-about-being-sick-of-the-Kardashians-but-are-still-completely-obsessed-with-them psychological issue. So if your S.O. is as fixated on Kim K. as the rest of the world, you can get Kim K to booty pop your party. There are other celebs available, too, but why look any further than the tabloids' finest? Booking her will run right around $125,000.
Sure, it was the site of Gianni Versace's bloody death, it's smack dab in the middle of the touristy hellhole we call Ocean Drive, and it's just a tad tackier than a Liberace stage show. But the hundred million dollar price tag would mean epic bragging rights -- and what's worth more than that? You and your loved one can shack up in Miami's most expensive mansion come V-Day. Enjoy the gold-plated toilet handle.
If sex could drive ...
Porsches are for paupers. If you're anybody in Miami, you better be driving D-Wade style, which means McLaren. The 2013 MP4-12C is priced at around $239,400. Chump change. Coral Gables' The Collection stocks the brand, so cruise on over with a bag full of cash like Scrooge McDuck and scoop one up for that special someone. Even your Ferrari-driving neighborhood drug dealer will be totally jealous.